I Had the Right to Remain Silent... by Ron White
Author:Ron White [White, Ron]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: (¯`'•.¸//(*_*)\\¸.•'´¯)
ISBN: 9780451221155
Publisher: NAL Trade
Published: 2007-04-30T05:00:00+00:00
Normally my wife's a very sensuous woman. One time we were driving down the road, and she decided to give me the highway delight. Or, as I like to affectionately refer to it, a mouth hug.
And I was pleasantly surprised, but the other people in the carpool got all pissed off.
"We gotta get these kids to school."
"She loves chocolate."
I think it's kind of odd that in twenty years of constant traveling doing stand-up comedy, I've never become a member of the mile-high club. That's where you have sex in a plane over a mile off the ground, or however the hell you got up there.
I did jack off in Denver two weeks ago. And I met John Elway.
Not at the same time.
Nice to meet you, Mr. Elway. Do you like chocolate?
I am a member though, oddly enough, of a little club I started, called the mile-ahead club. That's where you fuck someone behind a Cracker Barrel billboard. We're having a membership drive too. So, uh, grab your partner and skip to my Lou.
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